Someone asked for a trip to the zoo AU so…
Haah ehe HoHOHOHOH
Here we go
Eren would get so excited for the zoo it would be the cutest thing ever. He’s all about the big scary animals so of course he could just stare at the lions and tigers and bears and gorillas all day in hopes that some of them will start to fiGHT aw yeah. HE WANTS TO GO ON THE SAFARI TOURS like at some zoos you can get in a little jeep and ~roam the safari~ while they simultaneously preach about how dangerous poachers are (armin would appreciate) yeah Eren loves that.
Armin!!!! Would be!!! So precious!!! Okay so you know those signs in front of all the exhibits that tell you about the animals, how endangered they are what the like to eat, etc, well Armin would read every single one of those. Like, he would not move on until he read everything. “Eren did you know that this snake is only found in south america” and “oh my GOD I HAD NO IDEA THERE ARE ONLY 3,000 TIGERS WE HAVE TO SAVE THE TIGERS” and his favorite animal is the elephant. Armin would stare at the elephants all day and marvel at their intelligence what a cutie. If he ever saw an elephant paint a painting at the zoo he’d probably die of happiness.