I have all these interests but what does it really matter at all like my obsessions aren’t doing anything for anyone, and all I really am is a fat, ugly, socially awkward and useless piece of shit and that’s all I’ll ever be so who really cares what my favourite movies are or who my favourite character is?
welcome to deja vu club. the first rule of deja vu club is welcome to deja vu club
think though we live in a time where it’s considered worse for a guy to love a guy than it is for a guy to cheat on his girlfriend
when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors