so I’m at a gas station getting RED BULL AND THE GUY INFRONT OF ME IS TRYING TO GET CONDOMS AND HIS CARD GOT FUCKING DECLINED AND THIS LITTLE OLD WOMAN BEHIND ME WHISPEREd “he just got cock blocked by visa” I FUCKING SHAT MYSELF
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
767. A muggleborn student gets a howler from one of their siblings. They begin to freak out, but when it opens it just plays Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”. All the purebloods try to figure out why that song is so funny to all of the muggleborns.
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm